Maybe that poor Up should be taken into care and given a better home? Perhaps if the owner is a UKIP member, we could argue that he/she should not be allowed to care for a German immigrant? (Assuming we had out heads up our extreme left wing backsides of course.)
The dirty one is a 5 door too! I think the lack of badge/wiper/clutter on the back of mine make it look wider maybe? Because it looked like that to the naked eye too! Guess the roof bars make it look taller too?
The dirty one is mine. I was en route from Somerset to Doncaster and had stopped for lunch when that was taken. The clean one certainly showed mine up! Once I got to DOnny I had it washed so it looks a bit respectable, for now....
I live on the Somerset Levels and drive single track country roads to work every day so that is a week's worth of mud on the car. I reckon there's more mud on the roads than the fields at the moment. I'd need to wash it every day to keep it looking like the other one!
That said it's not mud that's the issue but water (much like Worcester I expect). Journey to work is now twice as long as our road now resembles a river and I'm not taking the Up through that.